I want homemade Popsicles all the time
Good news, dudes. We were cleaning out the house today and found a handful of copies of the books I forgot to give away. Want one? Just reblog this post. We’ll select three winners and then mail you a copy. Thanks. You’re awesome and perfect. Don’t let anybody tell you otherwise.
Of course if you want to just go ahead and buy one then that’s fine too. Thanks.
Rap Coloring Book on Twitter
This. Is Awesome!
Dead. All dead. Women outlive men, so there’s more of them, that’s why sometimes you simply need an extra man at the table. It maintains a good seating arrangement. Boy-girl, boy-girl. I am an extra man.
—The Extra Man by Jonathan Ames
Restore an old photo for a lovely lady in your life!! #mothersday